First and foremost, I am not mad at Michael Crabtree. I feel no ill will towards the man. I will welcome him with open arms to the San Francisco 49ers, supporting him all the way. It took every bit of 164 days, but the man has arrived. That said, this entire situation has been, and still is, very, very fishy to me. Let me breakdown (some of) the people involved in this mess and why, even now that he is signed, he is not sealed and delivered, but he is ours.
Eugene Parker – Agent
From the reports that I've heard, the contract is bad, like spoiled milk in your cereal, bad. Eugene Parker got embarrassed, this could be the reason he didn't show up to the press conference. He could have had this deal before Tagliabue stepped to the podium to announce the Bills selection at number 11. Instead, he tried to out-muscle a high class organization, but failed miserably. Deion Sanders and MC Homer, er, Hammer were said to be involved with the long, drawn out process. Sounds like a great set of minds to me, rivaling that of the Ricky Williams and his agent, Master P's ridiculous contract negotiations. In summation, Crabtree employed a bankrupt rapper, a sinner-turned-saint-turned-deranged-old-man (all while keeping an alter-ego happy), and a greedy, self-centered, egotistical prick of an agent. It's amazing that Parker is still in the business after the stunt he pulled, or tried to pull.
David Wells – Cousin
Why does everyone always gotta blame the cousin? This time, the cousin is an advisor and not just a wood-worker (you know, family that comes out of the 'wood work', get it?). Having a rap sheet and not the MC Homer, er Hammer kind (oops, I did it again), but the kind you get when you get cuffed and stuffed, might be cause for alarm about his decision making abilities. The threat of a season long hold-out was the worst idea ever, bar none. Someone get this guy some home-schooling, he's as dumb as my dog. For all the future professional athletes out there, please caution: family advisors are a bad idea. It is like tattooing the name of your brand-new girlfriend on your forehead.
Deion Sanders - “Friend & Co-Independent Contractor through Parker”
Man, could this guy play football or what? Hell, he could even play baseball at the highest level. It is too bad it has come to this. Sanders needs to stop talking, like, now. I realize that is a big part of how he made his bread in the NFL, but you're not in the NFL any more, Toto. Mr. Sanders has recently been linked to Oklahoma State wideout Dez Bryant as some form of advisor or mentor, who has since been suspended indefinitely. That's illegal Deion, you should know that. He also held Devin Hester's hand through college and into the pros. Anything for the spotlight and a quick, easy buck, right?
San Francisco 49ers – Employer
Everyone takes blame in this kind of situation. First of all, let's get this “Eric Mangini was right about Crabtree's diva-like attitude” crap quieted down; I'm done hearing about it. Mangini has done nothing since leaving Belichick. He ruined the Jets when he was there, now he has the Browns in a strangle hold. The 49ers have been mired in imperfection for six years; this was a chance to make a splash. The fan base is excited about new coach Mike Singletary and the direction he is leading this franchise. Signing the best college football receiver for two years running was supposed to vault us back into the unfamiliar territory (for the better part of a decade) of competency. The bottom line is the 49er brass failed to get the deal done. I don't care about who wanted what numbers for how long. At the end of the day, it took 164 following the draft pick. That is unacceptable.
Michael Crabtree – Player in question
Personally, I think his biggest mistake was letting the negotiations get to this point. Regardless of the kind of person he is or what he thinks of himself, Eugene Parker works for Crabtree. Michael signs over a percentage of his paycheck to the man; that means Crabtree gets the last word. In a world driven by hunger and greed, it is difficult to tell if someone really has your best interests at heart or has their own agenda. The latter is what Michael Crabtree fell victim to. He may end up being another TO in the future, but we will burn that bridge when we come to it. A few bad decisions have gotten Crabtree to this point, but it is time to make people forget about those poor choices.
Let’s forget about the contract mess for a minute and focus on his talent. Allow me to tell you why my hopes are not as high as any random patron in an Amsterdam coffee shop. Everyone knows what Crabtree did in college. This is not college though, this is the NFL. The gimmick offense (spread) that he played in at Texas Tech does not help his transition to the pros. The Big 12 defenses did nothing for his jump to the pros. I love the guy and hope he exceeds all expectations, but let’s wait and see if his talent translates. Not every collegiate star athlete can make the transition to professional football.
New York Jets – Team accused of tampering
Bear with me on this one, it may be a bit of a reach. It is no secret that the San Francisco 49ers filed tampering charges against the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets. Does anyone besides me find it coincidental that on the day Crabtree signs his contract, the Jets trade for a wide receiver in Braylon Edwards? I don’t think it was just happenstance, but I am also an alien abduction survivor. I think the Jets finally accepted the fact the Crabtree had no other choice but to sign with the team that drafted him, so they went out and got another playmaker. The Jets accused Belichick of taping signs, resulting in the loss of a draft pick. This tampering accusation is much, much bigger than “spy gate.” Karma is a bitch. The Jets should pay.
In his press conference, Michal Crabtree said all the right things. He seemed to be humble and eager to get on the field. There is no doubt he was told what to say, but with his agent deserting him at the podium, it makes me think Crabtree was crewed by Parker. The worst part about this ordeal, yes, it has been a very trying process for me, is Michael Crabtree's reputation has taken a hit. I mean a big hit, like a scrawny wide receiver meeting Ronnie Lott or Chuck Cecil on a crossing route, type big hit. The talking is done. Contract negotiations are over. It is time to strap 'em up and show us what you're made of kid. If you are half as talented as they say you are, you are a gold mine.